Hidden smiles and ice-creams

Brain freeze and secret questions

Words unstuck in my head

Pausing.

Unable to continue.

Disguised as light humour.

Ah, you’re teasing.

Ask me one of the questions…

What would happen if…?

…I was to rise above your teasing tactics?

Clearly, you would not be able

As you enjoy being teased,

I have a better question:

What would happen if you and…

Please complete the question, must have been a typo

Love how you think its a typo I do apologise….

What would happen if you and your…

There must be a problem with your keyboard, please finish off the question, many thanks

Damn keyboard, What would happen if you and your self…

If me and myself…? What ever the end of that is

It won’t make sense will it?!

Of course it will make sense, it’s my question silly,

You just can’t think far enough ahead

Well help silly boy out then and stop teasing!

What would happen if you and your self were…

Me and my self were to…?

Find.

Find a / find out / finds something?

You realise this could go on for a while I could make it the longest question in the universe, you would never get to the “?”

What would happen if you and your self find yourself in a.

You are allowed a maximum of 5 more words!

“What would happen if you and your self find yourself in a…” compromising / hole / cupboard / tricky situation / gay bar / campervan…?

Just five…? No fair!

Five words is more than fair

What would happen if you and your self find yourself in a one two three four five

You don’t even have a question do you?

I do but I’m not telling you!

Come on – just one question?! Please!

How can you ask me that, you know very well what it might involve…

No I don’t – ah you’re such a tease!

I know honey but you can’t do anything about it…